Greetings from the DAD.
I know everybody is anxious to hear about our cruise even though no one has actually asked us about it.
Day 1 - Sunbathed on left side of body while lying on right side of ship
Day 2- sunbathed on right side of body while lying on left side of ship
Day 3- Almost died along with Bubbie Hilda,Mom and Cheryl while snorkling in 50 foot waves and zero degree temps off the coast of Mexico. It was well worth the risk because we saw at least 5 fish. Than we SHOPED AND SHOPPED AND SHOOOOPED
Day 4- sunbathed top of head with smaller than usual yarmalke
Day 5- Climbed up the middle of a 650 foot high waterfall in Jamaica while holding hands with sunburned strangers who had body piercings and tatoos in places that they shouldnt have
Day 6- I sunbathed bottom of feet in middle of ship while Reading the new Jonathan Kellerman book.
Day 7 SHABBAT
Day 8 Bought suntan lotion
All in all a good time was had
love DAD