DEAR ISRAELIS AND SOON TO BE's

when we left Detroit there was a family, some may have called the brady bunch, weekly brunches, bbq's, never forgetting a birthday or being able to say hi on a daily basis. someone always around to share thoughts laughings and unpolitically correct jokes. we made fun of the many because they were the few. we made fun of the mighty because they were the weak... and then WE LEFT. we had a plan to run away for 4 years and come back to the family that would have grown but stil stayed the same. we would once again return, I, the young doctor, and Devorah, my lovely doctors wife. with our beloved children, whom sometimes we wish were with y'all in the far middle east. (like while we're in transition, and they are crazy all the time). and then the unthinkable happned simngolda decided to jump ship. they made their crazy move to a mountain side village where they can wake up to a sunny day on top of the clouds and then find out its a cloudy day. and then sarra made up her mind to leave us for good, not just NY NY anymore but gone to the the land of simngolda. and then David decidesthat not only will i live there but i'll also play army boy for a little bit. just remember, as my momma used to say to me and i say to my own children, its always fun till someone gets hurt. well now arye and aviva have left but they couldnt wait till we got here because that would ruin everything. you see they had to leave before we got back that way its STILL MY FAULT EVERYONE LEFT. If only we wouldnt have left, we would still be one big happy family living in 1 square mile radius
well, i cannot sit here and tell you i dont feel somewhat responsible for the demise of the detroit zacks mishpacha as it was once known, and i guess my little section of the family was truly the center that held it all together. the mitzvah glue, and when we left the glue unstuck and the rope unraveled, and now all that is left in this town is a few scattered zacks' there were north and south going zacks and east and west going zacks but now there are just a few good men left in this town. THE PROUD. I commend the current detroit zacks' on their stability and integrity to realize that they should be here and not there. and we will continue to speak for the trees, we will have BBq's, brunches and bat mitzvahs( and a bar mitzvah too). we are losing one of ours to schooling and that is not acceptable either but again that decision was made prior to our return.
the real reason i'm writing this is to let you all know that we have just come back to detroit, we are at moms house for a week or so and then into our new home, and that now that we're here Y'ALL CAN COME BACK NOW!!