just poop

yup thats right i spent a few minutes cleaning poop from my shoe tonight. no i didnt step in dog poop on the way into the house and i didnt accidentally step in the kitty litter box. i was next to a pts bed trying to check his eyes and stepped in HIS poop! when i tried to clean it off i asked the caregoiver for wipes . i was told we dont have any heres paper towel . i said you clean him with that??? you dont have anything wet? well sometimes i wet it . no wonder these people get sores all over the place! can you imagine being wiped with paper towel!?!?! i like my charmin even better now. but eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww i stepped in human excrement i did put gloves on to clean it off . devo always likes me to wear gloves when im working so now i did. this was by far the grossest thing. although once i knelt in a wet spot on the carpet, can only imagine what that was . and then there was the guy who was eating while i checked his eyes and he coughed on me while i was looking in his eye. that was pretty gross too. somebody today had a handgun on his table, i asked if it was loaded he told me it was just a lighter uh huh .