the heat, the pool, and the mouse
today as i went to turn on the vaccum in the pool i noticed the mouse. its obvious as to what had happened though. you see the jews own the pool and they probably also control the weather so the jews turned up the heat to the mid 90s and then caused this poor simple mouse to come and and enter the watery oasis thereby cooling off and drowning at the same time. i removed the little rodent from the watery oasis and placed it gently in its final resting place on the other side of the fence. where it should cook today and tomorrow in the hellish heat wave we are having and be a nice cooked meal for a friendly bird or cat. or it will stay out there and get cremated.
so basically the jews are at fault for the mouses death.
so basically the jews are at fault for the mouses death.
posted by docyaak at
1:07 PM
4 Comments:
I was wondering if we'd get blamed for the heat
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Just Shu, at 4:18 PM
jews? I've seen Jews before, put them in chains or something, but your majesty they've come to raise to the heat and bring the mice, ah...let them raise the heat and bring the mice and then put them in chains, but your majesty....alright alright, send them in!
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2R, at 6:27 PM
was it a white mouse or brown mouse? did you call Dr. Belen to help remove the mouse?
actually, we're glad you're taking care of the pool in these days that we don't swim. thanks
Also, on the Jewish issue, I think you are all to sensitive.
By
mom, at 2:05 AM
....i dont get it
By
SHEV, at 4:08 PM
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