PURIM ?
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY READING MY PURIM POEM THAT WE SENT OUT WITH THE SHALACH MANOS- I MADE IT UP AS I BABY SAT AT ARYE AND VEES
6 HOURS TO LICHT BENCHING
AND IM SKUNK AS A DRUNK
5 HOURS TO GO
AND IM FEELING A LITTLE FUNK
4 HOURS TO LICHT BENCHING
AND MY NOSE FEELS LIKE A TRUNK
3 HOURS TO GO
I THINK INTO A CESSPOOL I SUNK
2 HOURS TO LICHT BENCHING
WHAT HAD A THUNK
1 HOUR TO GO
MY LIFE JUST WENT PLUNK
AS THE CANDLES ARE LIT- MY AURA SPLITS
AND I'M FEELING VERY PUNK
ITS SHABBOS
THE ORIGINAL ZACKS' HAPPY PURIM
6 HOURS TO LICHT BENCHING
AND IM SKUNK AS A DRUNK
5 HOURS TO GO
AND IM FEELING A LITTLE FUNK
4 HOURS TO LICHT BENCHING
AND MY NOSE FEELS LIKE A TRUNK
3 HOURS TO GO
I THINK INTO A CESSPOOL I SUNK
2 HOURS TO LICHT BENCHING
WHAT HAD A THUNK
1 HOUR TO GO
MY LIFE JUST WENT PLUNK
AS THE CANDLES ARE LIT- MY AURA SPLITS
AND I'M FEELING VERY PUNK
ITS SHABBOS
THE ORIGINAL ZACKS' HAPPY PURIM
posted by dad at
10:23 PM
3 Comments:
How prophetic that poem turned out to be...
By
Air Time, at 12:30 AM
Daddy, I hope you drank some powerade, because I don't think you had enough water!
By
Veev, at 12:34 AM
Dad -
I heard you got wasted.
Interesting.
Over brunch...
The Netivot Shalom says that you don't have to.
PURIM SAMAYACH!
(I still have another chance)
By
2R, at 1:29 AM
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