FORD backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot

earlier this week i said to my wife, "wife we have o get a new sticker for our car". yes in the medievel commonwealth we live we need to get our cars emissions tested. this is to generate revenues via tickets for expired stickers. well you guessed it, thenext day during carpool devoprah got pulled over because we have an expired sticker, only by two weeks mind you. if you get a sticker within 3 weeks the ticket goes away, so i went to the friendly auto zone and asked them ever so nicely to please turn off my engine light in the car so i can get my emmissions tersted. the engine is always on and it says the car is running too lean. nobody really knows what that means so they tell me to put fuel injector cleaner in, and i do. anyway i then went to get the car checked and they only take cash and its 29 dollars. so i figured i'll go after i hit the bank up for some money. would you beleive it, the engine light went on again yesterday morning so now i have to go get it turned off again but they didnt really like to do it the first time. i had to ask very nicely after he said no. you may be thinking if the engine light is on maybe something IS wrong with the car. i don't subscribe to that sort of nonsense. i've had several car places try to turn it off and its always back on within a week or so. so thats my story of the car,
and now on to family. after shira hit and pinched yael yesterdayt devporah asked her why she hit her sister and she denied hitting. seeing that wasnt going to get far devorah then asked WHY did you hit her and she replied she walked into her hand. and why did you pinch her my lovely wife asked, and she replied i was just pinchiung and yael walked into it. case closed its obviously yaels fault.
i saw several patients yesterday at clinic, and my favorite was the guy who came in and said when i take my glasses off i cant see very well, and i said when you wear your glasses is everything clear and he said yes. so i suggested keeping his glasses on. thats why i spend $100,000 on my education.