Tuesday, September 27, 2011
I'm not ready to just abandon the Loop, it's been around for a long time, and its fun to go back and look at the archives. I feel like the Facebook Loop won't be as good
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
Rosh Hashannah
This is probably an easy question but I cant think of an answer
Why is Rosh Hashannah consider part of the 10 days of repentance? We are not allowed to say vidui- We dont say Al chet- We dont say Ashamu etc. But according to the Rambam there is no Teshuvah without Vidui. What makes my question even odder is that the main Mitzvah of rosh hashanah is blowing the shofar which is to awaken us to do teshuvah- but we cant do teshvah without vidui ?
A conumdrum .
I will offer up a large SLURPY to anyone who can satisfy me with an answer.
(Americans can collect the slurpy at 7-11 and Israelis can collect it at Holy Bagel in MOdiin
the DAD
Why is Rosh Hashannah consider part of the 10 days of repentance? We are not allowed to say vidui- We dont say Al chet- We dont say Ashamu etc. But according to the Rambam there is no Teshuvah without Vidui. What makes my question even odder is that the main Mitzvah of rosh hashanah is blowing the shofar which is to awaken us to do teshuvah- but we cant do teshvah without vidui ?
A conumdrum .
I will offer up a large SLURPY to anyone who can satisfy me with an answer.
(Americans can collect the slurpy at 7-11 and Israelis can collect it at Holy Bagel in MOdiin
the DAD
the basement wall
i , with help of jeff lazar, am building a wall in the basement to make into a bedroom for our out of town guests when they come to visit. (really jeff is making the wall and i am handiing him the tools) but now we got to the hard part, the frame is done and now i need to put up the dry wall. the problem is jeff doesn't do drywall and when i asked someone if i could do it they laughed at the thought. so someone else suggested "finished " drywall. i thought that was a great idea so i bought 6 panels for the wall. i bring it home and now it doesnt make any sense how to put it up. i am very confused, please help
Sunday, September 18, 2011
164
POP QUIZ - CHOOSE THE ONE CORRECT ANSWER
QUESTION -164
a) the number of poskim in the parshah
b) the number of times we hear a NetFlicks commercial on the radio
c) the number of things that all my children and grandchildren requested that we bring
d) MY BOWLING SCORE LAST NIGHT !
ANSWER IS ?
QUESTION -164
a) the number of poskim in the parshah
b) the number of times we hear a NetFlicks commercial on the radio
c) the number of things that all my children and grandchildren requested that we bring
d) MY BOWLING SCORE LAST NIGHT !
ANSWER IS ?
Thursday, September 15, 2011
A בור ing question
I just came back from the kollel and am bothered by the following question. If anyone can help, i would appreciate it
It says in BABA KAMMA if one person dug a pit 10 tephachim deep, a second person added to it to 20 tephachim deep and then a third person came and dug it to 30 tephachim deep. Now an unlucky ox happens to fall into the pit- ALL 3 DIGGERS ARE OBLIGATED TO PAY DAMAGES. Why- I understand the 1 st guy is responsible- he dug a dangerous pit in a public domain, the 3 rd guy could be responsible because the ox hit the bottom of the pit where the actual damage occurred. Why is the middle guy responsible ?? Isnt it like a person falling off a building and just before he hits the ground, someone shoots him. He isnt guilty- he killed a dead person. The second guy didnt cause any damage // Sometimes the things that bother me are ODD.
DAD
It says in BABA KAMMA if one person dug a pit 10 tephachim deep, a second person added to it to 20 tephachim deep and then a third person came and dug it to 30 tephachim deep. Now an unlucky ox happens to fall into the pit- ALL 3 DIGGERS ARE OBLIGATED TO PAY DAMAGES. Why- I understand the 1 st guy is responsible- he dug a dangerous pit in a public domain, the 3 rd guy could be responsible because the ox hit the bottom of the pit where the actual damage occurred. Why is the middle guy responsible ?? Isnt it like a person falling off a building and just before he hits the ground, someone shoots him. He isnt guilty- he killed a dead person. The second guy didnt cause any damage // Sometimes the things that bother me are ODD.
DAD
Remember when?
Remember when people would write things on the Loop like, "E is coughing and has a sore throat"? And then there was Facebook. And I'm taking him to the doc this morning.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
don't know why, but this song has been in my head...now it's in yours too. Yes, I feel better, thank you :)
How did Noach get all the animals, put in his tayva to fit
How could Avraham walk through a fire, without getting burnt a bit?
It must of been a miracle, a fantastic amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
It must of been a miracle, a most amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
How did Yaakov fight with an angel, and no he did not get creamed,
Yosef hatzadik – well he knew the meaning to everyone else's dreams
How did the Jews get out of mitzrayim where they all worked as slaves
Walked through the yam suf without getting wet, while the mitzrim were hit with waves.
It must of been a miracle, a fantastic amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
It must of been a miracle, a most amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
Why did the sun stand still in the heaven, in valley of ashlon
How did young Dovid kill the giant with nothing more than a stone
How could Daniel sit with the lion, who was so hungry and mean
King Achashverosh from all of those ladies picked Esther to be his queen.
How does tiny Eretz Yisroel continue to survive?
Surrounded by nations who wish to destroy her, there's only one reason why
Its gotta have been a miracle, a fantastic amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
Its gotta be a miracle, a most amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
You'll see real soon, something's gonna happen, that makes all the others seem small
Thunder and lightning, and the sound of a shofar, Mashiach's will give us his call.
It's gonna be a miracle, a fantastic amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
It's gonna be a miracle, the most amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
How did Noach get all the animals, put in his tayva to fit
How could Avraham walk through a fire, without getting burnt a bit?
It must of been a miracle, a fantastic amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
It must of been a miracle, a most amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
How did Yaakov fight with an angel, and no he did not get creamed,
Yosef hatzadik – well he knew the meaning to everyone else's dreams
How did the Jews get out of mitzrayim where they all worked as slaves
Walked through the yam suf without getting wet, while the mitzrim were hit with waves.
It must of been a miracle, a fantastic amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
It must of been a miracle, a most amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
Why did the sun stand still in the heaven, in valley of ashlon
How did young Dovid kill the giant with nothing more than a stone
How could Daniel sit with the lion, who was so hungry and mean
King Achashverosh from all of those ladies picked Esther to be his queen.
How does tiny Eretz Yisroel continue to survive?
Surrounded by nations who wish to destroy her, there's only one reason why
Its gotta have been a miracle, a fantastic amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
Its gotta be a miracle, a most amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
You'll see real soon, something's gonna happen, that makes all the others seem small
Thunder and lightning, and the sound of a shofar, Mashiach's will give us his call.
It's gonna be a miracle, a fantastic amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
It's gonna be a miracle, the most amazing miracle from the one and only Hashem
Thursday, September 08, 2011
Monday, September 05, 2011
US phone number
For those of you that have US phone number in Israel, who / what do you use & what is the cost?
Happy Birthday, Nat!
Did you forget to tell Shauli that you were celebrating the real date this year?
:-)
:-)
Saturday, September 03, 2011
I forgot what I what I wanted to say
Over Shabbat I had a great thought, and it was funny, and every one of you who reads this blog would be laughing hysterically. Sadly, I forgot what it was. Sorry.
Thursday, September 01, 2011
the office
Have you ever gone to work and gotten there and none of the things you needed were there? have you ever gone to the office but the office wasnt there???
I went to Canton today (near IKEA) about a 35 minute drive and when i got to the house i was visiting i relaized i had left my equipment at home. thats a frustrating way to start jonah birthday
the rest of the day went ok
I went to Canton today (near IKEA) about a 35 minute drive and when i got to the house i was visiting i relaized i had left my equipment at home. thats a frustrating way to start jonah birthday
the rest of the day went ok