Mazal Tov

Dear Yaakov & Devorah,

יום נישואין שמח

יום העצמאות

Discuss.

He's Two :)

although if you ask him, Sruli may tell you 6 :)

just poop

yup thats right i spent a few minutes cleaning poop from my shoe tonight. no i didnt step in dog poop on the way into the house and i didnt accidentally step in the kitty litter box. i was next to a pts bed trying to check his eyes and stepped in HIS poop! when i tried to clean it off i asked the caregoiver for wipes . i was told we dont have any heres paper towel . i said you clean him with that??? you dont have anything wet? well sometimes i wet it . no wonder these people get sores all over the place! can you imagine being wiped with paper towel!?!?! i like my charmin even better now. but eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww i stepped in human excrement i did put gloves on to clean it off . devo always likes me to wear gloves when im working so now i did. this was by far the grossest thing. although once i knelt in a wet spot on the carpet, can only imagine what that was . and then there was the guy who was eating while i checked his eyes and he coughed on me while i was looking in his eye. that was pretty gross too. somebody today had a handgun on his table, i asked if it was loaded he told me it was just a lighter uh huh .

yaakov enjoyed the seuda

so our seudah was very nic
we had dvirah who made good food and other peple aleso made food, but we diodnt have any gramman dso it wasnt as good as your s, but dorah got to talk to yo0u guys todaya nd i dint so that was nic for her. she really enjoyed it. we had people over for the seuda that we didnt ereally talk to until the end and i think they had fun anyway , also i made a mixed drink for the ladiws, it was ornage juice and lemonade and vodka. i thin they liike d it a lot. but they dnt think there was enough vidka in ti, iknow for necxt year to add more vodka. but i dont know if ill have anymore then because im stillusing the one sba gave me oine year it was a liter . the kids alld resssed up ike colors and so did we. we were the tblecloth famly we were really cool for wearing tablecloths, we had all dofferent colors, yael was opink and shira was blue and chanalana was red (go figure) and ahron was yellow, devo was purple and yaakov was green . he was a really cool green he had a hat and a jacket and everything, the tablecloth didnt really work for him .
its d - all was great, tomorrow we will post pictures and tell ya details of our grammanless seudah

Purim Gramman

Here is the Gramman that Simmy, Aviva and Arye sang about the kids

Happy BD, Devorah

Sorry we had to go home before we could properly celebrate.

things around here

yael had a piano recital this evening in the old fols home near the jcc. it was very cute., she did a great job. we are so proud of her, she even played a duet with her teacher.
shira started having a homework helper come to the house every night so we dont have to get frustrated every night doing her homnework with her. we are so proud of her because she is doing great in school
chanalana is now callling herself chana Elana. it is very sad to me and we still call her chanalana. we are very proud of her for trying to be her own dog but we will persevere i named her chanalana and thats what we'll call her!
ahron has turned into a very annoying little boy, he is very boy. he likes to say bad words like poop and cocky during dinner and then laugh about it. we are very proud of him for learning new things in school
yehudah has a cough but hasnt made us take him to hospital . we are very proud of him for that also he has 2 teeth on the bottom, that is a very big milestone for our kids as they usually like to wait much longer to grow teeth. one of our kids waited until 18 months before pushing those bad boys out (then she fell down the steps and knocked one out)
anyway thats all for now, all's well baruch hashem

devorah 's questions

her students have asked her three questions that she needs to come up with answers to soon.
1. what is you favorite childrens book?
2. what character would you like to be in a childrens book ?
3. what is your favorite line from a childrens book?
what are your answers?

PURIM SHUSHAN STYLE

GREETINGS TO THE HOLY LAND
WE WOULD LIKE TO INVITE ALL ZACKS' AND HORWITZ'S AND ADINA'S WHO WISH TO COME TO A SMASHING GOOD SHUSHAN PURIM SEUDAH TO BE HELD AT THE ANCESETRAL HOME OF MOM AND DAD ZACKS ON RECHOV ADAM IN ARMON NETZIV MONDAY AFTERNOON ( EXACT TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED) please RSVP because I need to know how many bottles of Wild Turkey to bring.

THE DAD

Naftali's birthday

I asked Naftali what he would like to do for his birthday. He chose a fun activity with his family instead of a party in school. So we decided we would go to the monkey jungle in Yodfat. Nice place, get to feed the monkeys. Well Naftali requested if we could invite his Uncle Yaakov and family, so Yaak I'm extending the invitation. Naftali would like to spend his birthday with you guys!!!

Dear American Zacks' and Grossbards,

Your Land is calling you! Come home!

The A&A Zacks'

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
These last few weeks have been lots of fun with arye coming for a shabbos and sarra and family coming in too. we really hope that the rest of you will consider moving back here so we can always have fun and not just every once in a while, only for few days. this invite exgtends to those that have lready visited and and are currently here.
thank you for your consideration,
y & d

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!!!!! to my dear wife

mental math

my daughters are coming home with worksheet say mental math on top and i said math is so mental, and they looked at me blankly.
they didnt know that mental meant crazy so then we discussed other words that we used ALL THE TIME that are out of circulation. STUPID and INDIANS. we disussed how indians were the bad guys but when they became native americans they wewre allowed to gamble.
in other news yehuda is hopefully feeling better very soon, and so am i. i didnt work these last 2 days because i was worried i would get pt sick and we would not have any follow up appointment for the next year hope we are all healthy by the end of the week so we can welcome the jerusalem horwitz with open arms