Yom Huledet Sameach

Yaakov,

Happy Birthday!

Congrats R!!!

Congrats R on the release of Lower Deck!

May lots of people download & PRINT!!!

NATALIE

Gimme a N
Gimme an A
Gimme a T
Gimme an A
Gimme a L
Gimme an I
Gimme an E

WHAT DO YOU GET NATALIE NATALIE YAAYAAAY NATALIE

Dovid.

Dovid Dovid Dovid.
His name is
Dovid.
Dovid with a D
and then with an O
Not an A.
Not like David
Not like Dayvid.
Just Dovid.
The end.

PS. If you dont sing this with the tune, it'll just sound stupid.

WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

happy birthday gessica- jolda

I was pitching some balls to Jonah this afternoon and he had several solid hits. After one particularly long shot (for him) he ran to tell Natlaie where he hit it, on his way back I heard him sing "Ole l'macabbi Tel Aviv" Which he told me means go Macabbai Tel Aviv

erev shabbos chores

how do you tell a kid to stop reading, isnt reading a good thing?

I don't publish posts on a daily basis weekly, but i thought this one was neccasary. I. Wanted to tel a story that hapind wen shevy was here aside from me winning evry game we plaid . My dad wanted shev to have a bagel that he made and it was frozen so he left it outside before shabas my mom didnt no and threw it away but it was still in. A plastic bag. My dad fished it out of the garbage and gave the bag to shev . She said ok fine who rly cares if it came out of a garbage so she ate it and thru up lol end of story

Whoooohoooo!!

That's it.

Ok, 2 more pics.....

Here is a cuter picture of Kayla and her cukoo. This is her latest expression. She does it when she is surprised, did something wrong, or can't quite figure something out. It's very funny!



And here is a random pic taken on the same day of Jonah - so he doesn't feel left out. Ya know, when he reads the blog.....

Sammy's first Kippah and Kayla's first Cokoo

חמץ & קורבנות

Am thinking of חמץ & קורבנות for a דבר תורה next ליל שבת.
Any sources / ideas?

Story

Nava went to a birthday party across the street today. Arye walked her there and told her that when it was over at 2, she should walk home alone. I was pretty busy cooking for Shabbos, and didn't realize until 2:45, when I looked at the clock, that I hadn't seen her yet. So I called the mom of the birthday girl, thinking that Nava must have overstayed her welcome. She said, "Nava? She went home ages ago. She left with someone. No one has been here for half an hour."

I started freaking out and suddenly Nava popped up out of nowhere. I told the mom that she just got home and hung up. Nava said to me, "I didn't just get home. I've been home for a long time. I was in my room." So I burst out crying and sent her back to her room. She came down a little bit later and apologized.

I have no idea why I told this story. Have a good Shabbos.

Happy Anniversary

Dear Yaakov & Devorah,
Happy Anniversary!
Shlomo, Sarra & Yisrael

Happy 1st Birthday Sruli!!!

Happy BD

Golda,
Happy (almost) Birthday!
Enjoy Galut.

boy toilet training

ahron is in underwear! except i dont know how to have him go to the toilet if there is no stool. (stool is something you stand on in this context, not poop) so i always send devorah with him if we are in a public restroom. she is VERY good at it too. we were in toronto yesterday and we saw Golda! she is fun! and we went to the ontario science center and that is fun and then we went to dinner at miami grill (not very impressed). and then ahron had to go to the bathroom and devorah decided it was my turn. so i took him and he's too short to pee in the toilet. so i found a plastic container but it was too narrow for him to stand on and pee. so i picked him up to pee and then he loses his whole angle of urination without the right balance. then i thought about sitting him but the toilet is nasty and his legs and pants would be hugging the front of the toilet. so i took a chapter from the david toilet training scheme and held ahron horizontal over the toilet to pee. we both thought it was very funny and had a great time. during this exercise his favorite yarmulka took a dip in the water :(

good bye yarmulka, goodbye yaakov taking ahron the toilet in public restrooms.